Foolishly, the artichoke industry has centralized such that 75% of the entire worlds' artichoke supply is grown within a 10 mile radius of the quaint hamlet of Castroville, CA.
Oh, the greed of big vegetable! Do they not even care that the entire dip industry could be irreversibly damaged by a single terrorist attack?
I'm not about giving solutions to this dilemma. I just want you to be afraid, and for you to join me in demanding that some sort of legislation be passed to protect us from a national tragedy.
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Don't worry man... I've been secretly stock piling artichokes for years.
That mushroom cloud looks DELICIOUS
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