Friday, February 24, 2012

Expediting the insanity

Sometimes, I look at the comments after an article, and mourn the time that it took for people to put their rage into language, only to have it ignored by everyone else.

So, I thought I'd save people some time by posting a stock rant, free for the taking, that anyone can edit ever so slightly using the crtl+H function after pasting the text into wordpad (or whatever), to replace group X with whatever name for their ideologic nemeses, and group Y for their own ldeologic camp. Talking past each other has never been so quick and easy!

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This evil phenomenon is being perpetrated by the evil, stupid people in group X, who are fundamentally different than me, and all the other good, intelligent people in group Y. HEAR MY ROAR OF NEUROTIC RAGE AGAINST GROUP X!

Group Y has a better worldview because it is informed by better data
than the stuff used to inform Group X's worldview! It's all so
obvious, when you ignore Group X's data and pay attention to Group Y's data! We know that Group Y's data is authoritative over all other data, because Group Y's data says it's so. It's okay that Group Y's entire platform is based on circular reasoning; because Group Y's circular argument is made by the good, intelligent folks of Group Y, they provide us a good, intelligent, circular argument for why we should see things their way. This is totally different from the evil, stupid circular argument made by the subhuman slime in Group X.

I'm telling you, all we need is more of Group Y and less of Group X in
power! All the power to Group Y! This will result in you getting
virtually everything you want at almost no cost to yourself. Yes: there's no cost to my prescribed course of action, and if there are any costs, they will be placed squarely on the shoulders of Group X and their ilk. And let me tell you, they so richly deserve to pay these costs because they're evil, stupid, humanoid objects that pretend to have reasons for their beliefs.