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Hello to all my bored fans out in cyberspace, it's the Chris show, starring me (Chris) and Chris (me)! For the first time EVER!!!1 (gotta have the 1).
I'm going to be candid with you, reader. I don't at all deserve to have a podium in which I tell anyone able to type in the right web address about all my recent exploits and unqualified opinions. But, since important people that are doing interesting things usually don't have time for this crap, this is what we get. Thus, as the Frenchies say, C'est la brie. Really, they say that; I was there once.
I feel obligated to tell you some "important" stuff about me, because this is the first of my little bloglings to hatch. On the other hand, most of the people reading this are fellow members of the ADD generation, and will want to go ride bikes in less than a minute anyway. Maybe I should wrap things up already... my brownies are gonna be done in like 5 minutes anyway...
Okay, here's the basic dirt on me. I'm 22, and I'm 3 classes away from getting my Chemistry degree at the University of Minnesota. The implication here is that I am somewhat of a bum; I'm taking 12 credits this semester, 6 of which are the pass/fail kind. I quit my job as a research assistant last week, and I plan to live off of my meager stockpile (of rubles) that I have built until it runs out. The upside of this is I have more time on my hands than I've had since like 9th grade. Thus, it was either make this blog or learn how to juggle, and I still haven't worked up the determination to practice throwing and dropping those stupid machetes for long enough to get good at it. Bah!
Since I haven't told anyone about this yet, the forum topic this week is what the *spank* you are doing reading this. So go ahead now, comment away. Weirdo.